Carl the Flamingo says Santa isn't real...
Carl the Flamingo says Santa isn't real... Oh yeah?! Then how do you explain these 100% believable accounts of Santa sightings we collected from our customers, Carl?!
LIMITED EDITION: XMAS 2021
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're climbing down the chimney or eating a dozen tree shaped cookies past bedtime
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).