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GOODR PHG: DR. RAY, STING Polarized Running Sunglasses

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XTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT
STOP WITH THE F***ING STINGRAY JOKES! An Editorial by Dr. Ray, Sting

Read our Dr. Ray, Sting Origin Story

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FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesn’t help. ("Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable." - Dr. Ray, Sting.) Trust us. We have a PHG, so we'd know. ("Nonsense! Owning PHG glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!" - Dr. Ray, Sting.)

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

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