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GOODR PHG: FOSSIL FINDING FOCALS Polarized Running Sunglasses

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CAN YOU DIG IT??
Always wanted to be a paleontologist, but couldn't afford that fancy PhD?
Psh, think of all the $$$ you've SAVED!!!


Become a fossil-finding expert! Read our Fossil Finding Focals Origin Story for tips on how to get a PhG in fossil finding NOW.

FRIENDS!!!
For finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional 'ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! False feeble foes fail fast. Finally, fastidious finesse! Flamboyant flamingos feel felicity! Fatuous fools fall flat! Fortify fondness!!! Frolic freely!!! Furnish fun!!! FLY!!!!! FLIRT!!!!! FORNICATE!!! F*ck. Finished.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

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