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GOODR RUNWAY: WORKIN' IT FROM HOME (Blue Mirage) Blue Light Filter Glasses

RM 185.00
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HOME GYMS ARE SO EXPENSIVE!
Just work out in a game. The system will set you back like $400, and games are like $80 each, plus you need the online subscription to challenge friends, which is a monthly charge... Wait, where were we going with this? Oof. Well, at least Blue Mirage glasses are cheap and protect your eyes from intense workouts AND intense credit card swiping.


Blue Light Blocking Lense

For Tall and Wide Heads

Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs


BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.
1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.

2 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.

3 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.

4 FULL ARMOR
UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.

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