INTRODUCING KUNZITE COMPELS YOU.
If you're possessed by a demon, kunzite will not help you. But if you're struggling with your inner demons, kunzite will spark joy, helping you release emotional baggage. Or it may not. No guarantees here. But there's one thing we can say for certain: If you're possessed by a demon, your head rotates 360 degrees and you start speaking in tongues, these sunnies won't slip or bounce.
COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING
Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).