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Do you want to hit remake, reboot, refresh and revive? Do you want brutal belligerent bellicose butt-ugly bad bad bad blue light to back off from bombarding your beautiful brain? Then you'll love Citron-Alt-Delete! It counters, cancels, conquers, and kung-fu kicks all that kooky cruel corrupt cantankerous blue light! Best of all, the snake oil comes free!
Blue Light Blocking Lense
For Tall and Wide Heads
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.
1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.
2 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.
3 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.
4 FULL ARMOR
UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.