INTRODUCING CITRINE MIMOSA DREAM.
Have you ever been to a bottomless brunch? If not, you're missing out. What's better than drinking entirely too many mimosas while eating probably a full carton of eggs? NOTHING. Except when you get booted from the restaurant at the four hour limit and have to stumble back to the train to drag your sorry ass home. Charming. But for some reason this charm keeps you coming back for more..
COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING
Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).