f*** expense reports.
Carl the Flamingo shared his monthly budget, and it's pretty f***ing interesting.
Who the heck is Debbie?!
INTRODUCING WHAT BUDGET?
You can't spend money when you're dead, so you might as well spend it all now. Actually, spend MORE money than you have. Then, if you die, you don't have to pay it back! #Winning. Do you want to be a sad ghost, watching your money go to waste on your surviving family? HELL NO!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you sip unicorn blood wine on a golden yacht while kicking diamonds into the ocean — just for sh*ts and giggles.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).