OH, THE KRAKEN
Scientific name: Crack-kay-nuss Suh-kay-nuss. Definitely not to be confused with the common Octopus, the Kraken is the stuff of legends (and boring novels). Poseidon wasn't taking prisoners when his 8-armed-right-hand-man was brought to fruition. If taking to the high seas to battle mythical sucker monsters isn't your thing, never fear! These poly-purple shades with sleek reflective lenses and tentacle design down the arms will have you feeling seaworthy in no time.