REAL TALK: BEACHES SUCK
Sand gets everywhere and the sun is trying to kill you the entire time. Why would you ever name a drink about copulating in such a terrible place? You know what's better? A Scottish loch. No sand. Minimal sun (hell yeah, Scotland). Beautiful vistas. It's a no brainer. Show your support for this revolutionary idea by throwing on these teal shades with black lenses and a graphic of the most famous loch resident out there. And next time someone asks you about a romantic walk on the beach, tell them you prefer your sex on the loch.
1. NO SLIP
- We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE
- Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. ALL POLARIZED
- Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. NO LEOPARDS
- Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).