THERE ARE A LOT OF LESSONS TO BE LEARNED
...from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, but mostly it’s this: Always trust strangers. A crazy old man appears out of thin air and gives you a time machine? Hell yes you’re going on an adventure! Two strangely dressed boys from the future (who don’t speak your language) want to take you away from everything you’ve ever known on a moment’s notice? Of course you’re going to start dating them! The caveat is that you never trust a strange robot from the future (but that’s a lesson for a bogus journey).