THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER LET AN OLD FLAME BURN YOU TWICE.
Psh. Carl the Flamingo hopes to set your loins on fire again with the re-release of these OG sunnies: Carl Is Single and Ready to Flamingle and Squawk, Squawk Mutha Flockas. Don't let them be the ones you let get away...again. And because Carl is a gracious, pansexual, polyamorous flamingo who literally loves EVERYONE, he wanted to be sure you melon-heads were also invited to his orgy,* err party, too. Introducing NEW BFG sunnies: Carl's Fluid and Ready for Cupid, and Squawking on Sunshine.
LIMITED EDITION: SQUAWK! SQUAWK! MUTHA FLOCKAS
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether on a beach literally or just in your mind.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).