FORGET GANDALF, MEET JORDALF!
Don't be fooled by that sweet grin and glorious gray mane. She is the queen of The Surreal World. Her magical powers include conjuring a drama-deflecting shield, zapping house rule-breakers with lightning, and, according to her momager, doing a mean center split. All Gandalf did was get high, harass hobbits and tell creatures that can't fly to "fly you fools." What a loser. We stan Jordalf.
LIMITED EDITION: SORCERY SPECTACLES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're chasing trail runners or chasing dragons.
MADE FOR RUNNING
GREAT FOR BEASTING, BIKING
1. NO SLIP
- We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE
- Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. ALL POLARIZED
- Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. NO LEOPARDS
- Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).