FORGET GANDALF, MEET JORDALF!
Don't be fooled by that sweet grin and glorious gray mane. She is the queen of The Surreal World. Her magical powers include conjuring a drama-deflecting shield, zapping house rule-breakers with lightning, and, according to her momager, doing a mean center split. All Gandalf did was get high, harass hobbits and tell creatures that can't fly to "fly you fools." What a loser. We stan Jordalf.