YOU KNOW HOW REALITY TV SHOWS ALWAYS CAST THAT ONE WEIRD ROOMATE TO START DRAMA?
In this case, the weird roommate is Merlin. Yes, Merlin is a legendary wizard, but he's also got a squirrel fetish. Watch The Surreal World and you'll see the old creeper throwing heart-eyes at every squirrel that scurries by. He tries to hide his lust behind these semi-clear framed shades with blue reflective lenses, but we know what's going on. We're not saying he needs help, because, honestly, that would be bad for ratings, but... (Yo, Merl -- maybe talk to someone.)
LIMITED EDITION: SORCERY SPECTACLES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're chasing trail runners or chasing dragons.
MADE FOR RUNNING
GREAT FOR BEASTING, BIKING
1. NO SLIP
- We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE
- Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. ALL POLARIZED
- Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. NO LEOPARDS
- Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).