YOU CAN'T TRUST KIDS ON YOUR OWN.
They steal Dornish red, they use ravens to send eggplant emojis, they get the Iron Throne confused with the porcelain throne - ugh! Well, good news. Melisandre's Day Care is here to help. Slap on these translucent sunnies with chrome lenses and you'll look more lit than Shireen Baratheon. THIS GIRL. THIS GIRL. THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE. What, too soon? Trust, if Melisandre burns your little darling to death, it's for a very good reason. #STANNIS2020.