GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
...gobble gobble gobble gooble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble. We threw a "gooble" in there and if you missed it, you're now cursed to be hungover at this year's turkey trot AND you will accidentally do the 10k instead of the 5k. It's a classic Thanksgiving curse. Introducing NEW Gobble Gobble Gobble Goggles. These turkey feather-print sunnies with ice blue lenses are the perfect gear for your turkey trot.
LIMITED EDITION: THANKSGIVING 2021.
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or racing a Turkey Leg mile with your uncle.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).