THE PHRASE "RESTING WITCH FACE" IS SEXIST.
You never hear people talk about "resting wizard face." Magical bros can stroll through Oz with stanky expressions and it's totally cool. But when magical gals stop cheesing for two seconds they're witches? Puh. Lease. Luckily, Glinda's got a solution. Her innocent smile IS her resting witch face. (We'll give you a sec to pick your brains off the wall since your mind is blown.) .
LIMITED EDITION: SORCERY SPECTACLES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're chasing trail runners or chasing dragons.
MADE FOR RUNNING
GREAT FOR BEASTING, BIKING
1. NO SLIP
- We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE
- Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. ALL POLARIZED
- Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. NO LEOPARDS
- Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).