INTRODUCING BAD AND BAMBOOZY.
Bamboozy is totally a word. It means "aspiring to be drunker than you currently are, using bamboo, a symbol of strength and flexibility, as inspiration." These sunnies capture that feeling of bambooziness, when you tell the barkeep, "I need a drink that tastes like vacay, STAT." See, these aren't just sunglasses. They're an experience.* *These are just sunglasses, experience not included.
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
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