GOODR - APPLE JACK THE RIPPER
APPLE JACK, THE MYSTERIOUS TERROR OF CEREAL BOWLS EVERYWHERE
Listen, we know you’ve tried to compromise. You’ve gone to the store and bought Frosted Apple and Cinnamon Rings, only to find out they taste like tire. Don’t settle for second best. Buy yourself a pair of these red, white, and green sunnies- perfect for a tempo along the Thames.