A POEM BY EDGAR ALLEN POE
“I groaned inside the box so hot
My muscles achy, sweaty, taut
I yelled, ‘No, stop! That’s all I got!’
Quoth the trainer, ’Drop it like a squat.
LIMITED EDITION: BEAST BARBELL
We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face when your gluteus maximus is doing all the work.
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.
1 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.